Manage Your Expectations — Holiday Card

$5.00
Season’s greetings. Manage your expectations.

An elegant holiday card with a realistic outlook from The Museum of Human Panic. Gold botanical details frame a black cover, opening to a cream interior with this seasonal wish:

“Wishing you peace, joy, and a holiday season that requires no incident report.

Stay festive.
Remain unsupervised.”

• 4″ × 6″ folded greeting card
• Printed front, back, and interior
• Space for your own handwritten message

For sending warm wishes without making unreasonable promises.

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 
Season’s greetings. Manage your expectations.

An elegant holiday card with a realistic outlook from The Museum of Human Panic. Gold botanical details frame a black cover, opening to a cream interior with this seasonal wish:

“Wishing you peace, joy, and a holiday season that requires no incident report.

Stay festive.
Remain unsupervised.”

• 4″ × 6″ folded greeting card
• Printed front, back, and interior
• Space for your own handwritten message

For sending warm wishes without making unreasonable promises.

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope