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Hydrate. Then Panic. — Water Bottle

$30.00
Dehydration is preventable. Humanity is another matter.

A little reminder to get your priorities straight: HYDRATE. THEN PANIC.

Featuring cream lettering on a black 17 oz stainless steel bottle, with The Museum of Human Panic signature underneath. Double-walled to keep your drink hot or cold for hours—whatever the day’s latest crisis.

An essential artifact for life outside the museum.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
Dehydration is preventable. Humanity is another matter.

A little reminder to get your priorities straight: HYDRATE. THEN PANIC.

Featuring cream lettering on a black 17 oz stainless steel bottle, with The Museum of Human Panic signature underneath. Double-walled to keep your drink hot or cold for hours—whatever the day’s latest crisis.

An essential artifact for life outside the museum.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.